so i've now seen multiple places that the mullet is making a comeback, especially as a queer-coded hairstyle
does that mean an Achey Breaky Heart revival is also on the way
@wigglytuffitout so does this mean that as a closet transman I can wear a mullet without being read as A Lesbian, Specifically, or not >.> <.<
@InspectorCaracal i think my response is mainly "lort in heaven, my cishet ass don't know"
bc honestly i am seeing that it's a fine fine fine needle to thread there, reading as transmasc and not just very butch, and someone who probably has more to say than "uhhhhhhhh.... idk, try flannel?" can give details
mullet's makin' a comeback tho
business in front
party in back
@wigglytuffitout flannel is incredibly butch lesbian what are you talking about
@InspectorCaracal see exactly idk how you get transmasc without butch bc everything i'm thinking about is like. hella butch
except maybe khakis and polo shirts
but
don't
don't do that to yourself
@InspectorCaracal i feel like if you have not already started a novelty hawaiian shirt collection, you absolutely must begin this endeavor
@wigglytuffitout oh god no hahaha I draw the line at hawaiian shirts
@InspectorCaracal ok but what about the ones with flames on them or tigers or some shit
@wigglytuffitout oh you just mean print buttondowns
okay yeah this is my bullshit lol
i unironically coveted those print anime shirts. you know the ones.
@InspectorCaracal i mean the classic hawaiian print is also very powerful but we can leave that to the wayside as i attempt to declare i think your personal style might be in the area of "Goro Majima from Yakuza games's son who is the hip new host on Drivers, Dine-Ins and Dives alongside Guy Fieri"
@InspectorCaracal i mean drive-ins and... you know what, that just adds to the flavor it's fine
@wigglytuffitout honestly my two fashion styles are "college boy from the 2000s" and "is that person a cosplayer or do they just Wear That"