so i've now seen multiple places that the mullet is making a comeback, especially as a queer-coded hairstyle

does that mean an Achey Breaky Heart revival is also on the way

@wigglytuffitout so does this mean that as a closet transman I can wear a mullet without being read as A Lesbian, Specifically, or not >.> <.<

@InspectorCaracal i think my response is mainly "lort in heaven, my cishet ass don't know"

bc honestly i am seeing that it's a fine fine fine needle to thread there, reading as transmasc and not just very butch, and someone who probably has more to say than "uhhhhhhhh.... idk, try flannel?" can give details

mullet's makin' a comeback tho

business in front

party in back

@wigglytuffitout flannel is incredibly butch lesbian what are you talking about

@InspectorCaracal see exactly idk how you get transmasc without butch bc everything i'm thinking about is like. hella butch

except maybe khakis and polo shirts

but

don't

don't do that to yourself

@wigglytuffitout honestly my two fashion styles are "college boy from the 2000s" and "is that person a cosplayer or do they just Wear That"

@InspectorCaracal i feel like if you have not already started a novelty hawaiian shirt collection, you absolutely must begin this endeavor