y'know, out of all the hurt-comfort whump bullshit i'm planning for this eventual botw fic, you know what's too sad for me to actually put in? actually sad enough to consider cutting it?
in among all the copious gore and angst?? what is the part where i'm like MAYBE THAT IS TOO MUCH ???
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[ flashback to fuckity o'clock ]
good guy captain-of-the-guard ganon: hi researcher friend!!! it's lonely being the only gerudo here but i think i'm making new friends!!! the men are starting to really respect me!!! they even gave me a nickname! 'boar'! it's because boars are cool and dangerous right???
researcher: no it's uh
researcher: it's a comment on how you eat, buddy.
good guy ganon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhom6q3xoQ
