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in which a wigglytuff rails against the foolish flesh prison she inhabits
me: okay body these are a lot of muscle cramps, you want some more magnesium? what about a full dose of the magnesium supplement instead of our usual half?
body: ooh sounds good
me: ok great
body: btw tho
me: what
body: gonna attempt to shit ourselves inside out
me: wait why
body: gonna
me: but it was like 15 minutes ago and they're slow release
body: Gonna.
