i feel like i have just seen a downright terrifying level of Horse Girl that i can never aspire to achieve

@wigglytuffitout i feel like it says something deep and integral about me as a person that I looked at that image and my first thought was not "what the fuck who tries to do reiki healing on a horse" but rather, "I find this person's choices of chakra touch points to be Highly Questionable, especially the heart point right in front of the withers, I mean what is even up with that???"

@wigglytuffitout adorn your horse's show tack with purified crystals to smooth out the energy vibes while in the ring

@InspectorCaracal someone has one hundred fucking percent done this

@wigglytuffitout if i had thought of it as a fourteen year old

i would have done it

@InspectorCaracal just think of the thriving etsy business you coulda had by now

@wigglytuffitout ......wait

holy shit

@wigglytuffitout I AM TEMPTED TO SELL CRYSTAL CHARMS FOR HORSES, HARP, WHAT MONSTROSITY HAVE YOU CREATED

@wigglytuffitout don't just wear rhinestones on your shirt

wear ACTUAL C R Y S T A L S

@wigglytuffitout bling up your show tack with Harmonizing Energies