you know what we really need a reboot of, though?

Wishbone

yes i know we'll all have to admit that the original dog actor has died and it's awful, but like... imagine Wishbone For Adults.

i don't mean dark and gritty.

i just mean that it's a dog in a costume giving you a summary of, like, The Great Gatsby and Heart of Darkness and such

@wigglytuffitout harp that's just Regular Wishbone lmao

@wigglytuffitout like they did Cyrano de Bergerac and Joan of Arc and Faust and A Tale Of Two Cities and so on

@InspectorCaracal i did actually google and they don't have Heart of Darkness or The Great Gatsby

and like.... how great would tiny puppy Gatsby be though