me, 10 minutes ago: okay, as long as i'm careful, this magnetic eyeliner should be great! just don't get any in my actual eye, and -
my hand: oh in your actual eye? in your waterline? is that what you wanted? because that's where we're going!
anyway when i get this to work finally please only look at my left eye. thank you
@InspectorCaracal i always knew it was my lolita fashion destiny, i just didn't think i'd arrive at it in this way
@wigglytuffitout fashionable eyepatches to the rescue