tonight's controversial nerd opinion:
we all know, but few admit, that out of all the major star wars characters, anakin skywalker is the one most likely to get himself punted straight into silent hill
@wigglytuffitout the only things I know about silent hill is that it involves murdering abominations and that there's a strong case to be made for the abominations actually being normal people and the protag is just fucked in the head
@InspectorCaracal coming back to this 12 hours later, most of what i know about silent hill is that in most of the games the setting and its monsters act as a sort of purgatory, reflecting the protag's sins and misdeeds and forcing the protag to confront them in some form or fashion. also pyramid head is there. also a dog may have done it in one ending
ABSOLUTELY the most likely place for anakin skywalker to end up tossed into for him to be all "welp i guess we're doing this, okay then"
i have never played a silent hill game myself, however i have a ph.d in vaderology, and that makes me qualified to state that we all know anakin skywalker takes his final breath after reuniting with his son and redeeming himself to the light
and then opens one eye to see pyramid head there and is just like "...yeah ok, fair enough. can the sexy nurses be dressed as sexy politicians on account of my wife and all? excellent, thanks, let's do this then"