to confirm how fully i'm on my bullshit again, it is time for another commission from my pile of commissions i've gotten of my awful au darth vader from my pet fanfiction
this one, by tankens.tumblr.com gets a cw for eye contact of the "oh you just fucked up" variety AND for blood! IT IS VERY GOOD.
@aradinfinity the people i have commissioned have made him into a force of absolute power. trashy DILF power.
they made darth vader top DILF.
i could not be more proud of my hideous trash son
@wigglytuffitout HEY I KNOW TANKENS I haven't talked to them since I quit Twitter
@InspectorCaracal THEY ARE ONE OF THE ARTISTS I MISS NOT HAVING ON MY TUMBLR DASH FOR SURE....... but also not enough to go back to tumblr unfortunately but y'all get that here i think
@wigglytuffitout I tried to get them over here when I started the site but they were too busy with life stuff
@InspectorCaracal that's very valid, they had a lot of stuff on the fire so to speak from what i remember - i think i left while they were more or less on tumblr hiatus
for context, this is actually a commission showing a specific moment i've written (! one of the very fuckin few)
his other arm is currently in a sling because it got a bit stuck in wreckage and so he just went "well, yolo lol" and chopped it off to rewire back in later. he did duct tape it to himself though because carrying your own arm was a bit suspicious so it's uhh "broken"
also someone's just punched him for cheating at cards
hence look of "oh you just fucked up."
Commence Bar Fight.