@ark What's it like being in a constant state of flatness?

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*Grabs edge of table, lifts it slightly. A ball appears and stays in one place*

Hmm... I'll be damned.

@starwall @ark

What if changes in elevation are actually just the earth accelerating towards turtles?

@starwall @binchicken @ark

Holographic projections. They're aspirational illusions, like rich people telling you that it's possible to escape your socioeconomic class.

@starwall @ark

"Upwards" is just a conspiracy by the Stair Lobby to convince us we need steps.

Have you ever *tried* to walk up a wall? I don't think so.

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