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I'm moving to

All of my posts going forward will be on there.

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I went to a seminar put on by the Seattle Chapter of the National Lawyers Guild. If police stop you outside a car, this is what you should do:

ask: "Am I free to go?" Persist until you get a yes or no
-if yes, leave ASAP
-If no, say this:
"I'd like to speak to a lawyer"
"I don't consent to a search"
"I am exercising my right to remain silent"

You must request a lawyer clearly and directly.
Simply being silent doesn't invoke that right. You have to invoke it directly.

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Allo, I'm the anarkat. Feel free to ask me anything. New to federated networks, but I'm excited for the prospect of functional social media not controlled by mass media corporations.

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While I'm sharing out tips, here's a papper spray relief solution you can make at home!

I've personally witnessed the efficacy of this solution against OC (pepper) spray. The person sprayed their arm purposely with it, let it sit, and then treated the affected area with solution. Relief was almost immediate.

Here's a link where more information can be found:

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Tip for those living in areas prone to power loss.

Keep big jugs of water in your freezer, if you have freezer space. if/when power goes out, use the fridge/freezer as little as possible, and transfer frozen water jugs to the fridge. This should help keep the temperature low enough to delay spoilage of food.

Going to stop using this as my backup, and move to as my backup/alt.

I'm not here. please leave a message after the tone.

Redneck pro tip: Bovine birthing lubricant comes in a powder, and when mixed with water becomes an ocean of impossibly slippery goo

Just in case you were ever being hypothetically chased by folks with water cannons


Several people were arrested within the fence, but it is very clear that the feds aren't in control.

Those Portland folks need some mad engineers.

Portland is mildly on fire and is down.

This is probably the longest ever outage. I'm a bit sad, but I'm sure everything will be fine.


This is being shared around by conservatives on hellsite.

It greatly amuses me that this is a joke, and the people who are sharing it around and completely sincerely believing it's real, they're the punchline.

Back here for a bit while undergoes construction.

Fascist militias marching downtown. They want to think they own the place.

Wannabe cops can get the boot right along with the real ones.

I'm moving to

All of my posts going forward will be on there.


@distressedegg here's the acoustic panel I made from your flag. And also the first acoustic panel I made adjacent to it. Really keeps my room nice and quiet.

Hey, I'm gonna go throw things at my local federal office. Anyone else with me?

for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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@distressedegg I got your flag and have made an acoustic panel with it. I'm not home right now but I'll take a picture of it when I get home.

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