Going to stop using this as my backup, and move to @Anarkat@kolektiva.social as my backup/alt.

@wgahnagl Vehicles like this normally get in the range of 5-8 MPG depending on whether they're gasoline powered or diesel powered. Diesel powered vehicles might get around 10-12 on the freeway. @georgespolitzer

I'm not here. please leave a message after the tone.

@Anarkat@hackers.town @banjofox@hackers.town and also me @m4iler@hackers.town

Redneck pro tip: Bovine birthing lubricant comes in a powder, and when mixed with water becomes an ocean of impossibly slippery goo

Just in case you were ever being hypothetically chased by folks with water cannons

Portland 

Several people were arrested within the fence, but it is very clear that the feds aren't in control.

Those Portland folks need some mad engineers.

@kondziu everything was fine until the construction Nation attacked

Portland is mildly on fire and h.town is down.

@IndiasMuslims This is what is known as "virtue signaling"

They're corporations. Their primary interest is in profit.

They have determined that the way to make more money is to signal their virtue in siding with BLM.

It's a bunch of bullshit. Don't buy it.

@dankwraith I wonder when the front-line police in DC will get tired of his shit and just tell people "you know what? Go ahead. Go inside. We're tired of his shit too."

This is probably the longest ever Hackers.town outage. I'm a bit sad, but I'm sure everything will be fine.

@enricocavalieri That sure does look like damn near every state, don't it?

mh - 

@maris Like Jake says in Adventure Time, being crappy at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

You can't get better at something without being crappy at it first.

The Gay Agenda 

@readytherhinos@hellsite.site Aw shit, I think I left my gay agenda at home. I'll have to borrow someone else's gay agenda for a bit until I get mine back.

Hey, you got a spare gay agenda I can borrow?

uspol 

This is being shared around by conservatives on hellsite.

It greatly amuses me that this is a joke, and the people who are sharing it around and completely sincerely believing it's real, they're the punchline.

Furry joke shitpost 

@secretlySamantha@tech.lgbt =^.^=

Furry joke shitpost 

@secretlySamantha@tech.lgbt Hello, yes, I came as soon as I heard.

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