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Snow Exists.
Now, I know that this may be upsetting for some of you, but that's not all.
Snow exists in proximity to some of you.
Please, we have therapists standing by who you can pay money to tell you everything will be fine.
@Anarkat anarkat snow therapy - guaranteed to turn "what's so great about snow?" into "my yeti datefriend is the best!!!" or your money back
@multiple_creatures Money back? Let's not be too hasty, here. This is capitalism we're talking about.
The only money back you're getting is when the malpractice suit goes through.
@Anarkat ~rewrites sales floor notes~
see! the results are so guaranteed that there doesn't even need to be a refund policy!
now that's quality!
see! the results are so guaranteed that there doesn't even need to be a refund policy!
now that's quality!
