i got a four loko ironically last night and decided to drink it tonight and boy im fucking blasted to infinity.

@Tasnyx i want to try it

@binchicken its so bad, it's basically the same as sparks or any other "fruity beer" that you'll find in any country on god's green earth, but they were objectively better when they had energy in them because it got you drunker faster but also sometimes you died if you drank it.

@Tasnyx to me a fruity beer is a mango gose, so this is still a considerable leap for me to~

*record scratch*

wait energy in them

@Tasnyx ok this really brings home to me why regulation is important

@binchicken yeah say what you will about government structures as they exist currently but like you know what maybe govenrment should step in when people die from drinking them. anyways, the government cant stop me from doing my dark deeds to imitate the creation (pouring half a bottle of 5 hour energy into a fruit punch four loko)

@Tasnyx Only half a bottle?