as a communist my first priority is to take away everyones toothbrush, as personal toothbrush ownership is the biggest problem caused by capitalism
@dankwraith communal toothbrushes increase herd immunity and foster kinship among comrades
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Nothing builds kinship more than going down to the Community Baths to wait in line to use The People's Toothbrush.
@Roxxie_Riot @Anarkat @dankwraith signing and submitting an affidavit in triplicate three weeks in advance to secure toothbrush use for myself
@Aleums @Roxxie_Riot @dankwraith Your partner must submit their own toothbrush requisition form. Forgery is strictly prohibited.
@Anarkat @Aleums @dankwraith
We all thank the Toothbrush Commissar for the blessing of oral hygiene.