send help i am looking at a racketball magazine from 2001 and i can't stop laughing at how almost every ad features the endorsement of a dude named Sudsy Monchik.
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@jackdaw_ruiz Watch out for THE SUDS he's the KING OF THE COURT and he's coming for YOU
@jackdaw_ruiz your grave stone will read "crushed by sudsy" and it will be up to historians to figure out wtf that means.
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the idea of being ended by a grownass man named Sudsy is the kind of undignified ending i deserve, tbh. i'll face justice on the court. 😤 🏓