Just gave a ride home to two guys, one of which had just fallen on concrete and chipped his tooth. He was crying the whole ride home, which would have been terrible except that he very drunk and was saying things like "I don't wanna live without my teeth!" And "I don't wanna be ugly!" And the other guy is talking him through it, saying things like "don't worry, everything will be fine" and "nah, man, you're still cute as fuck. Chipped tooth won't change that."

It was hilarious and wholesome.