@selectric half of me just wants to get to the world series, and half of me wants the mariners to have a good shot because at least they're not the yankees, here's hoping it's an interesting series
@selectric jokes aside, this is absolutely what lukes is on the team for, he's fantastic at making a starter sweat, get them to double their pitch count every time he's at bat, and get sloppy and throw a meatball he can turn into a double
@selectric :3
@selectric we put the game on to watch last night at like, the bottom of the 9th for what we thought was gonna be a quick last inning win for the mariners and we stopped watching at the end of the 13th for our own sanity....
@Angela give me buttercream or give me death
Kirk homers twice as Blue Jays end playoff skid by thumping Yankees 10-1 in Game 1 of ALDS
https://apnews.com/article/yankees-blue-jays-score-kirk-mlb-playoffs-008e0b2a7b18da27dc9497e5fd292057?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Sports @sports-AssociatedPress
ALDS game 1 final Jays 10 - 1 Yankees #fucktheyankees
@selectric hell yeah!!!!
@selectric batting coach voice 'ok boys, bases are loaded, start swinging at everything you see, go nuts'
Duolingo, The Negging Machine - Hugo Estrada:
https://oskipa.github.io/duolingo-the-negging-machine.html
There’s yet another “supply chain attack” so it’s a good time to remind you what the word means https://aria.dog/barks/forklift-certified-license/
@selectric stop liz you can't make me want a rum and coke at 7 in the morning it's not fair
Realizing how incredibly nerdy it was to have married @Atatra at a public library.
(It was by chance - that's just where the registrar's office is!)
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