Millie @Atatra@computerfairi.es

Seeing people posting about getting the switch 2 on a whim is surreal. It's not like i haven't spent like £600 on something before but, without weeks of planning and saving up and making sure I absolutely needed it? Nope

For those amongst our customers who can't eat red meat or are otherwise committed to fighting back the leagues of aquatic intruders, we will offer takoyaki as a replacement for meatballs, or hard boiled eggs for vegetarians. I don't really know what else we could substitute and to be honest eggs are already pushing too far from perfect sphericalness

To answer everyone's burning questions, hot balls will be an upmarket establishment. We will use only the best frozen Swedish meatballs from Tesco. Toppings will include onions, pickles, jalapenos and roasted garlic as a minimum. No order complete without at least 5 toppings and 3 sauces. I'm talking real sloppy here folks.

We won't be selling anything else

Looking for investors on my brand new fast food chain idea, hot balls, like hot dogs, but it's a bunch of meat balls in a long bun. I need £150,000 to make this a reality. Invest now abd a slice of this lucrative hot balls empire can be youes

@Angela i have so many ideas for a good sci fi shooter and none of them include always online extraction shooter

@Angela *holding an emt at shotgun point* let the woman eat her cake pal, if you know what's good for you

@mavica_again accidentally connecting my phone to my robot girlfriend in hands free mode and watching as it slumps over and installs 15 new dependencies

@lion @mavica_again