Millie @Atatra@computerfairi.es

@goaty it was hilarious in the months after she died here, as people who had spent my entire life trying to argue that the royal family weren't awful began to hear what I was saying now that the current parasite in chief was no longer a charming, loveable old grandmother and instead a creepy pensioner who married a teenage girl and had her killed

apparently the US/fox broadcast is spending a significant amount of time talking about the yankees, a team that is completely eliminated from the playoffs, at this rate mariners fans may have more luck getting good commentary on their team by watching the blue jays broadcast #alcs

feeling pretty good about the blue jays pitching lineup for the series so far, gausman getting a great chase rate from some pretty scary pitchers, very satisfying #bluejays #alcs

@selectric half of me just wants to get to the world series, and half of me wants the mariners to have a good shot because at least they're not the yankees, here's hoping it's an interesting series

@selectric jokes aside, this is absolutely what lukes is on the team for, he's fantastic at making a starter sweat, get them to double their pitch count every time he's at bat, and get sloppy and throw a meatball he can turn into a double

@selectric :3

@selectric we put the game on to watch last night at like, the bottom of the 9th for what we thought was gonna be a quick last inning win for the mariners and we stopped watching at the end of the 13th for our own sanity....

@Angela give me buttercream or give me death

@selectric hell yeah!!!!

@selectric batting coach voice 'ok boys, bases are loaded, start swinging at everything you see, go nuts'