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see dodgers, home runs mean a lot more when you can actually get guys on the bases and move them around

dodgers management going to walmart and rooting around in the dumpsters for whatever relief pitching they can find

fascinating, the dodgers have their own dollar store brand kevin gausman

I'm sure the dodgers are going to get the call of out at home overturned, it's a matter of time

i do wonder how many teams would fail to win games if we had a single MLB season where home runs are counted as strikes instead of scoring, would be interesting to see teams have to actually learn to play rather than hope for slugging via sheer dumb luck

but hey, if the dodgers win this, i'm sure they're gonna love going to the white house to shake trump's hand and endorse ICE and the american reich

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good thing for mookie he knew where that ball was going 10 minutes ago, otherwise he might not have come up with it

the blue jays need to win this world series for the same reason the school bully needs his teeth kicked in, it's the only way to beat this kind of arrogance

dodgers get out of an inning because of the ump's inability to call a ball a ball or make the call within 6 months of the catch, guess the dodgers payroll is going to lots of places

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Dodger fans boo Mookie Betts as much as you boo Springer challenge #baseball

also good lord that smog in LA is dystopian, city of lung cancer lets be honest

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good to see mad max still has it, sitting down the LA fraudsters nice and quick

finding it hilarious that people are getting upset that the canadian singer changed 'our home and native land' to 'our home on native land' as if that isn't factually correct, it's a country built on pillaged native land, if you're not first nations why are you having an opinion on this

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national anthems on the whole are embarassing as far as any display of patriotism is an endorsement of nationalism, but god the US anthem especially makes me want to vomit

four hours until WS game 3, optimistic that the blue jays can pull off another win against the LA Tax dodgers tonight

Oh you live a 30 minute bus ride from a city center that regularly sees queer meetups, orgies and pride events? Yeah I'm in the bumfuck nowhere south of England with coast on one side and miles of farmland on the other and like 80% of the population here is conservative geriatrics who think I'm a dirty tranny who should put a gun in its mouth so yeah I don't exactly feel a sense of community from all these talks about the queer experience

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Realising I have a large, simmering hatred just under the surface for large, progressive US cities like Seattle. LA and Portland because of how they're almost always the only places mentioned when people talk online about irl queer community and dating and it's so isolating and alienating to be a queer person who can't just catch a bus into the place where apparently every other trans person on the planet is just because I wasn't born in in the Universal Sponsor of Atrocities

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