I came up with the idea for this silly thing for an infomercial for Addison (@fluffdragom) a while back. Just now because I'm a dork I made an attempt to write a script and record a good take. I hope it's persuasive, if you even needed any of that. :P

Available while supplies last.

(And I don't know whether it's good.)

(It took some 45 minutes to make with many takes, I may have too high standards for dumb things I make.)

I love you, Addi~ ^//w//^

I'm going to hide now.