"I should wish this person happy birthday."

-> "You don't know and haven't talked to this person before. Why do you think they'd want such an intrusion from a stranger?"

"Oh hey, this person answered my question."

-> "But you alluded to one suspicion of yours. Maybe they now think you're a presumptuous dick."

"I should explain myself to them."

-> "Stop making it about you all the time."

I'm not sure if this really needs a CW. This toot is getting meta.