@Xkeeper I don't know if I can help alleviate those feelings any, but if you'd like to know me better feel free to ask me whatever you'd like and see where we'll go from there. Any topic(s) will do, I think? I've read quite a bit of what you've written elsewhere, but I've posted fuck-all about myself or anything else.
Only caveat is that it's well past midnight here, so if you decide to I won't get to it until tomorrow. (also gives me a good opportunity to post and hide, so to speak)