BatElite, Inactive here @BatElite@computerfairi.es

@Zero_Democracy Depending on how savvy they are (as in, if they're not at all or very savvy) probably Bad Idea Enabler.

The Internet Just Keeps Happening is better suited for one's modem I feel.

@lizardsquid I find there's usually a little X somewhere.

: P

I should be writing my journal entry rather than this stuff.

I need to whittle down the amount of tabs I have.

@lizardsquid Oh one more question: Do their employees call themselves synergeezers by any chance?

@lizardsquid That's ✨inspirational✨!

@lizardsquid *Gasp*

I've been booped! 💜

*Smushes cheeks with wings; big smile appears; little hearts inexplicably appear floating in the air*

@lizardsquid Bringing you their proprietary pollen, so you can synersneeze! (sorry)

What does synergeez do, if anything?

@lizardsquid Oh dear

Blue skin of death?

Did I boop you too hard?

@turbodragon They were a bit late with that tagline, the world's been dead for a few years already.

https://xkcd.com/1198/

@lizardsquid The BAT says:
What happens if I reply?

I can *boop your snout* in a reply anyway!

*boop*

*boop*

You've been booped thrice.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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@lizardsquid Good morning

@Xkeeper Good morning.

How are you, besides sleepy?

@nyanuri Good morning

A bat thing to do - hug bomb:

Fly directly at someone unsuspecting that you like, then slow down at the end as you bring your wings into position to wrap around them when you crash into one another. You can opt to do other cute/affectionate stuff following, provided they don't mind.

Guaranteed to floor them.

@JTE As you walk out of Backwater-With-A-Reseach-Laboratoryville to start your journey you are immediately greeted by hardened trainers desperately trying to be beat by the level 2 caterpillars. One of them begs you to not let your starter evolve so they can lose to you later.

Trainer battle misère would make for a very interesting concept if you give the players parties and items not of their own choosing.