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Me and @chao@chitter.xyz had an idea:

The star wars movies, but instead of the force it's called the heck.

@Terrana Oh no:

🎶
There's a man who is to breads a danger.
Every muffin he meets does now taste stranger.
With every egg he breaks another cake he takes.
Odds are that you won't have any tomorrow.

Anti-caking man, Anti-caking man,
He's taking away your flour, and ruining your fame.
🎶

Maple should get into baseball...

So she can get a home bun.

group chat troubles 

@lizardsquid I more or less had that notion half drilled out of me in a slack thing I used to be in, since logs there would stretch back 300+ messages often and I found the stuff people wrote there on occasion to be upsetting.

I hope you can work past it. I usually decide not to bother with general channel logs unless I see something that interests me. :<

Bad pun I decided against last night but now that I'm more awake I still haven't thought better than not to post it 

Q: Why do all time machines require fan cooling?

A: Because time flies when you're having fan!

@chao@chitter.xyz @lizardsquid Try not to freeze the lizard while she's doing...brine time.

Sometimes I'll see an old thing of mine and think "this is dumb and I love it."

@chao@chitter.xyz "Bat, why did you make this?"

I don't know either.

Guess who's scrolling through their own toots to make sure they got all of a particular kind of image and then found something they're about to boost into your faces?

Me.

@melaininpony When I saw you avi in tiny at first I thought it was a cartoon seal with a relatively huge head. :3

(albeit better drawn than this)

@jenbug@glitch.social Oh no!

(Feel free to send cute if you have it stockpiled. :3)

Someone rescue Addi from the clutches of Nintendo, for it has selected her.

Affectionate, copious amounts of petting the reader. 

Hii~

*I sit down behind you and let you lean lightly against me.*

Ready?~

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@dragon@sleeping.town (Woops that should have been see but anyway)

You're good a being pure and cute!

@dragon@sleeping.town 2 boosts (and a hint you didn't pick up on) and now you say it! Yaay! :D

:3 <3 :3 <3 :3

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