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I can hardly believe those are actual lyrics to something.

It's a joke song, but still.

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Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

Lewd but also horrific joke title 

"From Boner To Bone Meal: 37 ways to erotically use a blender"

I'm sorry.

With the stuff I'm posting people are going to regret me getting back home. :P

Mastodon is, amongst other things, a cuteness amplifier.

(Not to be confused with the nagaverse, where they probably doesn't do much special to their bread but it seems like a good place to be.)

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If today thought me anything it's that while I normally complain occasionally I'll turn into a brit when I'm subjected to 30C temperatures for prolonged times. Everything gets tinted by it. I just sort of shut down.

Weather: sunny and hot.

My middle finger: sadly not visible to the sun from here.

Good morning world.

I should descend upon breakfast, so see you in a bit. :3

Oh yay theres cuties being lovely to one another on my TL again. :D

Have you ever thought about the injustice that if there's alien life in the universe none of it knows about the joy that is bumblebees?

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