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Horror movie idea 

Blood Puppy

It's about a puppy that kills people. Not a whole lot of sophistication to it, but the puppy is too cute and people don't take appropriate action. Characters who know the puppy is deadly and maybe have even just seen it kill will still approach it in the hopes they can pet it. Character with gun? Sure they may aim, but you wouldn't shoot a cute puppy would you?

In this manner the film consists of the puppy slaughtering a few dozens of people until end credits.

Silly idea 

A drag race, except the "drag" is short for dragons.

Silvia and Addison seeing one another for the first time from across a long hall. Whoever clears the most distance in the excited rush to hug one another wins more, as both are clearly winning at the end anyway.

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Please add descriptions to your images.

There are visually impaired users floating about the federverse and they deserve descriptions.

A simple description of "airplane" or "cute Kitty" is sufficient. You can do more if you like, but at least add a succinct, basic description if possible.

#mastotips

Oh no my humour's gotten so very dry I'm chuckling myself.

Public Service Announcement:

If you write a cursive lowercase t and then a non-cursive question mark after on discord it looks like a sitting hamster, facing right!

(For those who don't know how or are lazy, {_t_?} and {*t*?} can both be used for this.)

Oh fuck they added additiona0l/alternative ones. I didn't anticipate this.

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Oh no I need to actually decide the pins I'm getting from that armoury thing.

platforms and nsfw (bit of a rant) 

Pretty thoroughly fed up with the way that only platforms always "allow" or "tolerate" sex work and lewd things "but it's not condoned on our platform", which means they'll happily host your stuff and profit off it but instead of having to protect/show solidarity they can throw the workers/creators under the bus instead of taking a risk when that's convenient. Spineless bastards.

(This not caused by anything in particular right now, just a recurring thought.)

Me, towards my brother: You have no taste in music.

Me: *likes music where they play like they're impersonating a failing hard drive attached to a jackhammer.*

Dream, game 

Had a dream today wherein I was doing a Stellaris thing. It didn't get the mechanics very right; I had a pretty sizable empire and only one neighbour discovered: isolationist fallen empire that I bordered on but should have been able to take on. For some reason they had stellarite devourers circling all their stars which then suddenly all trekked across my empire and wiped my fleets.

It didn't get the mechanics right, but it did get the feeling of being screwed beyond my control.

Janet, the person who mainly cuddles people, has a lore that keeps going deeper.

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