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did you know that when their young are distressed or hungry, bat parents will wrap them up in their wings. they do this while upside-down. you guessed it: bats give hugs

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Sudden dumb idea: Janet as Rambo.

She wears the jants instead of a headband, but now the legs are frayed and tattered at the ends.

I ruined the thing where the same message appeared 3 times on my timeline by 3 different people now. :/

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Affirmation of the day:

“Be the reason somebody smiles today.”

Horror movie idea 

Blood Puppy

It's about a puppy that kills people. Not a whole lot of sophistication to it, but the puppy is too cute and people don't take appropriate action. Characters who know the puppy is deadly and maybe have even just seen it kill will still approach it in the hopes they can pet it. Character with gun? Sure they may aim, but you wouldn't shoot a cute puppy would you?

In this manner the film consists of the puppy slaughtering a few dozens of people until end credits.

Silly idea 

A drag race, except the "drag" is short for dragons.

Silvia and Addison seeing one another for the first time from across a long hall. Whoever clears the most distance in the excited rush to hug one another wins more, as both are clearly winning at the end anyway.

📣PSA 📣

Please add descriptions to your images.

There are visually impaired users floating about the federverse and they deserve descriptions.

A simple description of "airplane" or "cute Kitty" is sufficient. You can do more if you like, but at least add a succinct, basic description if possible.

#mastotips

Oh no my humour's gotten so very dry I'm chuckling myself.

Public Service Announcement:

If you write a cursive lowercase t and then a non-cursive question mark after on discord it looks like a sitting hamster, facing right!

(For those who don't know how or are lazy, {_t_?} and {*t*?} can both be used for this.)

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