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Dumb, "food" 

Encounter something new
|
V
Can you eat it?
| |
No Yes -> It's food.
|
V
What about if you turn it ninety degrees? (Turn your head/mouth if turning the thing is not feasible)
| |
No Yes -> It's food, but
| doesn't fit in your mouth
| in all orientations.
V
It's a mystery.

Microfiction, pun 

The clan was in deep trouble. The clan leader had just received news that their hideout had been found out and the enemy was closing in to destroy them, he couldn't count on any help from the rest either...

Because ninja strike when you least expect it. :P

Altered lyrics, dumb 

🎶
You can't bury love.
No, you just have to date.
🎶

When you keep losing pointy office supplies, that will show negatively on your tack record.

Dumb, "food" 

This is probably going to look mangled at heck on non-wide column instances so a screenshot:

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Dumb, "food" 

Encounter something new
|
V
Can you eat it?
| |
No Yes -> It's food.
|
V
What about if you turn it ninety degrees? (Turn your head/mouth if turning the thing is not feasible)
| |
No Yes -> It's food, but
| doesn't fit in your mouth
| in all orientations.
V
It's a mystery.

*Album starts with a minute and a half of very filtered Japanese that I can't understand.*

Yes, good, I love it.

Dumb affection thing I just came up with 

Install mirrors on your ceiling so you can both look up to one another.

Weird 

Current mood: Wanting to be the metaphorical snuggle equivalent of an antlion.

Digging some {pit?} and then when people tumble in they get nuzzled.

This just in: Janet is so. hecking. cute.

Even more than usual!

I’ll never forgive the internet for training a generation of artists and writers to call what they make “content.”

Boxes have contents. You’re a fucking ARTIST. You make ART. Own it.

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