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Hey @xenon I know you haven't locked your account but still, mind if I follow you?

Reading through Andre + Karl again and fuck I love Enrique.

bewbs 

@daylight -500% affinity on land.

(I didn't mean mermaids either but oh well :P)

I know mythological creatures have probably been melted together and people have applied stuff from one to the other throughout history, but I still don't like it when harpies and sirens are combined.

Body horror/gore 

"Turn that frown upside down!"

*Proceeds to dig into my cheek and messily tear the flesh and stuff around my mouth from my skull, then smushes it back upside down. The entire thing somehow heals instantly.*

Better?

It is said that I'm awake again.

Said by me.

I'm awake. :3

I'm going to sleep, today was muddled and bleh but I did get an hopefully nice thing done.

💜

Writing advice:

If people admonish you for starting sentences with "But" try starting them with "Butt" instead.

Dumb, "food" 

Encounter something new
|
V
Can you eat it?
| |
No Yes -> It's food.
|
V
What about if you turn it ninety degrees? (Turn your head/mouth if turning the thing is not feasible)
| |
No Yes -> It's food, but
| doesn't fit in your mouth
| in all orientations.
V
It's a mystery.

Microfiction, pun 

The clan was in deep trouble. The clan leader had just received news that their hideout had been found out and the enemy was closing in to destroy them, he couldn't count on any help from the rest either...

Because ninja strike when you least expect it. :P

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