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"weapons" 

Cute seeking missiles.

They're coming for you.

The payload is plushies.

Apparently a soda in simgolf costs 200 units of money, which seems awfully expensive.

death-related pun 

Good: horny on main

Bad: mourny on main

Me: No don't give your kids terrible names

Also me: *Happily joins in the brainstorming*

PDA 

Reminder that @chao@chitter.xyz is a precious being of love and saying that gives me an excuse to upload this thing again. :D

Pun that I suspect barely anyone will get 

When you're a musician and also incredibly bad at a game:

Thousand Lives Of Ryuichi Sakamoto

Hi I'm here again~

Send cute happy stuff if you happen to have any on hand. :3

Hey @xenon I know you haven't locked your account but still, mind if I follow you?

Reading through Andre + Karl again and fuck I love Enrique.

bewbs 

@daylight -500% affinity on land.

(I didn't mean mermaids either but oh well :P)

I know mythological creatures have probably been melted together and people have applied stuff from one to the other throughout history, but I still don't like it when harpies and sirens are combined.

Body horror/gore 

"Turn that frown upside down!"

*Proceeds to dig into my cheek and messily tear the flesh and stuff around my mouth from my skull, then smushes it back upside down. The entire thing somehow heals instantly.*

Better?

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