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Silly, PDA 

Help me and Janet love each other so much what do we doooooooo

money, work, request for help 

Our income is $50 a week (after rent).

If you've got any odd jobs that I can do for an extra $10 here and there, that would be really useful!

What I can do:
* Clerical work
* Proofreading
* Programming (for the Desktop or Command line)

Thanks!
(boosts welcomed)

here's a commission i just got from twitter.com/skukuy03 ! it is of a friend's character and she is very cute and good

they just opened commissions recently and you should check them out!!

Idea: Queer Mastodon recognized as a world heritage site.

Affectionate at reader 

*Gently hugs you, pressing my snoot into your cheek.*

Hi, IRL stuff is very boring here.

*From a hug I suddenly pull up your legs into a carry. I take you to my cuddle cove.*

So why not take a cutie like you and give you snuggles? Want some tea?

*You're now being snuggled by a bat and possibly enjoying some tea. They make sure you're well comfortable and warm and loved~*

Lewd 

If there's one reason I'd want to live forever or get revived it's watching academics decades or centuries from now researching today's deluge of furry imagery, especially the copious amounts of porn.

"Why yes that's my bat I drew after she was fucked silly some 300 years ago. I remember it like yesterday. Why do you ask?"

uni stuff 

Now that I'm *finally* done with reading stuff on the history of archaeology, Hi. For about 10-15 minutes before snoozing occurs.

Periodically running into issues and disagreements with the textbook, but also case the last part got increasingly academic and pitting abstract notions (mostly explained in a paragraph, and then mostly wrt the differences between it and preceding schools of thought) against one another to the point I can't follow. Much like those who read that sentence. :P

Oh hey, just saw that one vector(?) image of the cat head licking your screen. Not sure if I missed it or not. :P

USpol mostly, but probably more general. 

"God, some people are way too sensitive", say people whose entire political stance comes down to promoting daft distractions and non-measures to world problems so they don't ever have to do self-reflection or give up anything they like.

@Jenkar They are...for now.

Their resentment grows, they're organizing.

We don't know how long we can hold them.

Coming this summer:

Why The Fuck Did We Trap Thousands Of Bees?

Video title: "How To Quickly Trap 1,000 YellowJackets In Just Hours."

I thought the general consensus on wasps was that people don't want them near themselves, not to collect a bunch.

Either this CD labeled "Disco Dance Classics: Italo Disco" contains little italo disco at all in favour of pop stuff, or there's a lot more shite in italo disco than I thought.

Memery maybe? 

I somewhat want an edit of that Achewood panel going around a few months ago with "getting in trouble is a fake idea", but instead of "getting in trouble" it says "wearing trousers at home".

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