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I just had a thought about how it's weird that all fictional hive-minds generally still have some queen or overlord
or other building-sized entity. How about a hive-mind with no social ranking whatsoever? Just a bunch of (cute) drones wandering about contently building some giant city somewhere or something?

The only problem I can think of is when they get a phone call and the person on the other end asks for the one in charge.

@lizardsquid I had an idea this morning of a mech wearing giant versions of those colourful rubber rain boots for kids as they're walking around, just so the operator doesn't have to scrape mud out of the mech's feet afterwards.

Hello I'm wading through my notification column in search of something and occasionally I find something good.

Prepare yourself for another boost of something from months ago.

Funny how some games have human characters get transformed into dragons or whatever and then their motivation is that they want to become human again.

If that were to happen to me it'd be the best ending.

Game idea: You set off to beat up a bad wizard so they'll curse you to become a dragon.

Is it just me or is it recent that a lot of image descriptions are just "arblegarble.jpg" or "image_title.png"?

I'm guessing that's something that's done automatically, but it's not helpful anyway.

Hello from the revived PC.

Getting this back up and running is going quicker than expected

transcript 

Chao:

I was going to make a joke about coastlines being fractal, but then I overthought it and it stopped being funny to me!

Me:

The main problem with maths puns is that only a fraction of the audience will get them.

Chao:

hehe!
that's why any comedian would be irrational to make one!

Me:

Indeed~
It'd be real stupid

Chao:

wow, you're making some complex jokes here!

Me:

So their funny part wasn't just imaginary to me?
I'm going to get pun-ished or these aren't I?

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Bad math jokes 

Oh I forgot to show this a few days ago

I'm sorry for these. :D

Just found out I managed to misspell "and" as "a.d" a few hours ago. That's a little impressive.

Game idea 

Bird Museum

You have an entire empty museum at your disposal, display cases and everything ready (as well as some staff to make proper stands and whatnot).

You're a bird though.

You can go fly into the archives and pick up artifacts to put on display, opening halls as you fill them.

You can also go out into the city and scavenge/steal any random junk and lug that back to the museum. It can still be a masterpiece if it smells a bit.

Go show the world what you think is interesting!

If poor ROM hacks have thought us anything it's that instant death has material properties suitable for any purpose.

If someone threatens to make a terrible joke are you being held at punpoint?

Non-serious dating advice 

Date an alien so that after a while in a long-distance relationship they'll eventually surprise-abduct you and you two can go on to explore space while kissing each other.

Looks like the update to 2.4.0 or whatever it was has axed the media links on here.

PDA 

Eeeeeeeeee I love @chao@chitter.xyz!!

She is sweet and caring and patient and very very cuddly and lovely and she deserves love and hugs and nuzzles!

What wonderful and kind people I'm surrounded by~

(also that might be an outdated colour scheme for her, but I was going by memory mostly.)

We're partners now. :3

Memery, partially a subtoot 

Tired: Scheming with people for evil purposes.

Wired: Scheming with friends to surprise other friends.

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