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I should fall asleep in my bed instead of downstairs, so good night. ^w^

"Apple" has 3 characters between the first and last.

"Bees" has 2 characters between the first and last.

"Bat" has 1 character between the first and last.

"To" has 0 characters between the first and last.

"A" has -1 characters between the first and last.

Words with no characters have -2 of those characters between the first and last one. :D

Sarcastically worded webdev opinion 

If you're going to redesign your site more minimalistically, may I suggest employing effort minimalism: don't bother changing anything!

Saves you time and everyone else their willpower.

I can hardly believe those are actual lyrics to something.

It's a joke song, but still.

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Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

Lewd but also horrific joke title 

"From Boner To Bone Meal: 37 ways to erotically use a blender"

I'm sorry.

With the stuff I'm posting people are going to regret me getting back home. :P

Mastodon is, amongst other things, a cuteness amplifier.

(Not to be confused with the nagaverse, where they probably doesn't do much special to their bread but it seems like a good place to be.)

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If today thought me anything it's that while I normally complain occasionally I'll turn into a brit when I'm subjected to 30C temperatures for prolonged times. Everything gets tinted by it. I just sort of shut down.

Weather: sunny and hot.

My middle finger: sadly not visible to the sun from here.

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