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Sudden affection 

@addison@sleeping.town Hello durgy~

*Kneels next to you and scritches behind your ear, lays my head on your shoulder and chirps affectionately*

Idea: An album whose track names consist entirely of Janet's various display names.

The Day The Earth Stood Still But It Did So On A Warm Evening At Dusk So I Didn't Really Mind

TDTESSBIDSOOAWEADSIDRM

Slice-of-life-after-the-summer-heat-dies-down-enough-to-make-things-nice-outside film

Out now in theatres.

Apparently gamejolt's site is even more garbage now.

Sorry for the negativity right now, I just don't know why they moved an already unintuitive to find thing *checks* FOUR pages down the main site.

I wonder if I should look into registering onlinewhateverplatform.{to be decided}

I was going to not post that, but then I figured Online Whatever Platform would be a great name for a masto instance.

Or my site.

Maybe a bit salty about platforms updating their TOS 

Every TOS update:

"We at Online Whatever Platform believe that referring to some potentially relevant value or platitude is sufficient to preface the bad news that our Whatever will be less useful from now on. There may or may not be any reason for this, and if there is it's probably not a good one but don't you worry about that because Freedom! Productivity! Moderation! Whatever!

Anyway, here's what you can't do anymore:"

did you know that when their young are distressed or hungry, bat parents will wrap them up in their wings. they do this while upside-down. you guessed it: bats give hugs

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Sudden dumb idea: Janet as Rambo.

She wears the jants instead of a headband, but now the legs are frayed and tattered at the ends.

I ruined the thing where the same message appeared 3 times on my timeline by 3 different people now. :/

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Affirmation of the day:

“Be the reason somebody smiles today.”

Horror movie idea 

Blood Puppy

It's about a puppy that kills people. Not a whole lot of sophistication to it, but the puppy is too cute and people don't take appropriate action. Characters who know the puppy is deadly and maybe have even just seen it kill will still approach it in the hopes they can pet it. Character with gun? Sure they may aim, but you wouldn't shoot a cute puppy would you?

In this manner the film consists of the puppy slaughtering a few dozens of people until end credits.

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