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Altered lyrics, dumb 

🎶
You can't bury love.
No, you just have to date.
🎶

When you keep losing pointy office supplies, that will show negatively on your tack record.

Dumb, "food" 

This is probably going to look mangled at heck on non-wide column instances so a screenshot:

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Dumb, "food" 

Encounter something new
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V
Can you eat it?
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No Yes -> It's food.
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V
What about if you turn it ninety degrees? (Turn your head/mouth if turning the thing is not feasible)
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No Yes -> It's food, but
| doesn't fit in your mouth
| in all orientations.
V
It's a mystery.

*Album starts with a minute and a half of very filtered Japanese that I can't understand.*

Yes, good, I love it.

Dumb affection thing I just came up with 

Install mirrors on your ceiling so you can both look up to one another.

Weird 

Current mood: Wanting to be the metaphorical snuggle equivalent of an antlion.

Digging some {pit?} and then when people tumble in they get nuzzled.

This just in: Janet is so. hecking. cute.

Even more than usual!

I’ll never forgive the internet for training a generation of artists and writers to call what they make “content.”

Boxes have contents. You’re a fucking ARTIST. You make ART. Own it.

Getting on main just because you came up with an unholy pun~

asking for help, mental health, bad situation, i dont know 

i need urgent help. please anyone who knows anyone who can help. im in spain. im very autistic and mentally disabled. but have no diagnosis because of my situation i havent seen anyone. i need away from family. i have nobody nor anywhere to go. i have little legal idenification or basic autonomy. i need psychologists and social help and resources. i need a lot of things i dont know what to do

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