How to shave your legs in 3 easy steps:

1. Get a new razor and some conditioner
2. Get your shower nice and toasty
3. Apply copious amounts of conditioner and shave small patches
4. Curse the fact that your glasses won't work in the shower
5. Keep going, rinsing the blade a lot
6. Get all the way to your hip and then come to the crushing realization you're only halfway done
7. Do the other leg, trying not to grumble
8. Shave again, to get all the spots you missed
9. Apply way too much lotion