me: hey this one thing windows is doing is kinda ni--
fucks: MICRO$OFT WINDOW$??? i didn't know you liked running NSA SPYWARE on your computer and LITERALLY funding the demise of the very CONCEPT of open source software. MICRO$OFT TRACKS YOUR DATA, YES YOU PERSONALLY, even though you don't use WINDOW$, just by COMPLIMENTING SOMETHING THEY DID you are the WORST HUMAN ALIVE. i hope you FUCKING DIE