when your optical implants detect that you're looking at pornography in which a woman ejaculates, which is illegal under UK law*, so your neural implant blurs out the content and deducts fifty points from your Citizen Ranking

*see independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-lo

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wow, that list is incredible

my favorite part is the bit at the end where it's like "these three things are life endangering" and i'm just like

i need lesbeans to quickly endanger my life, pls

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@Scarly @lynnesbian so... strangulation? I mean, if you really want me to... :blobsleepless:

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