If I were to run a cafe, it'd be sorta like a cat cafe but with bunnies. well, one bunny anyway...
me.
...and I'd just spend most of the day sprawled out asleep on a couch and/or on my phone scrolling through my timeline 
this seems like a good idea. I should do a kickstarter or something
@wolfcoder I like the way you think! though, isn't the caafe necessary in order to preserve an illusion of being productive?
since even if you're sleeping, if you're the bunny mascot you're -technically- also working as well. 
@Chel its a play on a classic joke.
"Well I'll start my own cafe with bunnies and sleeping! In fact, forget the cafe!"
@wolfcoder ooo. I see now.
wooops
@Chel c-can I... pet the bunny???
@behold3r I hugely encourage this 
@behold3r with that said, is it okay to pet the mouse? 
@Chel yes! please pet the mouse 🐁
@behold3r and thus a pact of mutual petting was born 💖
🐁🐇 @behold3r this is a blessed day 
@Chel in fact, forget the cafe!