Let me tell you about my alarm clock sound.

I've tried them all. Soft, midi, flip, flap, loud music, whatever, shit doesn't work for me. I sleep straight through it more often than not.
This was a huge problem. So I had to deal with it some way.

I chose to make my alarm clock the worst possible sound.
I guarantee that none of my followers have a worse alarm clock sound because that's damn near impossible.

I wake up to the sweet tones of this playing as loud as my phone can muster. The first few times I would wake up with huge panic and anxiety attacks but that's all gone now. Every day however as soon as the alarm goes off I am 100% awake and ready to do stuff. My average time spent in bed awake after waking up is like 5 seconds.

youtu.be/9B355G56Hzw?t=42

Follow

@2015_05_09 I love this :blobthumbsup:

I used to have the same sort of issue with alarms... I ended up getting a radio alarm clock thing, setting it between halfway between two AM radio stations (one of which did basically nothing but religious talk shows), and putting it on near max volume

the result was a horrific and devilish sound that would always cure me of any ability to go back to sleep damn near instantly, lol

...sounded not entirely unlike a lo-fi version of what you linked 😅

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!