Okay, I'm going to try and do something productive I tell myself. Just one moment, let me check my notifications and then I'll get to it.

Twenty minutes later, happily scrolling through various timelines, I stop and realize that I'd intended to be doing something right around now. Okay, I say to myself, I'll get to it once I finish up with this.

(spoiler: probably not)

@Chel hey did you see my latest selfie?

@wersimmon *blinks*

I don't think so, actually.