Me: I'm gonna have laser hair removal on my face.

My facial hair: The alien ship comes every six weeks like clockwork. They ravage us, burn down our cities with their laser weapons. Cut us down where we *stand*. They salt the earth where we stood. My dearest Follilica (if you yet remain alive to receive this) there are so few of us left that I fear I will be the next to go.

@meimeimeixie I for one embrace my face burning overlords 🔥 😊 🔥