I was at Planned Parenthood and they were taking my blood for testing.
Me: *glasses off and actively not looking at the nurse taking my blood*
Nurse: "Oh wow"
Me: Hmmm?
Nurse: "Your blood is really interesting!"
Me: "What? Is it rainbow colored lol?"
Nurse: "No it's just ... huh I haven't seen that before."
Me: *puts glasses on but still doesn't look*
Nurse: ""It's bubbling as it comes out!"
Me: Is that bad?!