Vyr Cossont
anyone else remember what i was doing just now, because i sure as hell can't
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Chel

@VyrCossont buying me a coffee, I think? :blobthinking:

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Vyr Cossont
@Chel you'll have to come down here and pick it up, i don't deliver 💖
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Shy bunny

@VyrCossont @Chel Oh, I beg to differ. =;)

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Vyr Cossont
@porsupah @Chel ladies please

there's plenty of... coffee... to go around
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Scarly Crow

@VyrCossont @Chel @porsupah i drink coffee sometimes. what's all this about coffee? :OOOO

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Vyr Cossont
@scarly @porsupah @Chel hhhhhh it's been a while since my last cup ngl
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Chel

@VyrCossont @Scarly @porsupah I haven't had a good cup in... ...

er, whenever my last batch of cold brew was. entirely too long ago :psyduck:

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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly i've got a couple of cans of Monster in the fridge but you know, drink one and you feel okay for a few minutes and then you're sad again
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Chel

@VyrCossont @Scarly @porsupah oh god

those... do not play well with me XD

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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly the Monster was a metaphor, but yeah my caffeine and caffeine accessories tolerance has dropped to the point where half a can of Ultra Black has me vibrating in place
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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly and yet i keep buying them anyway
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Chel

@VyrCossont @Scarly @porsupah oh goodness

I can more or less drink infinite coffee without too much impact, myself 😅

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Scarly Crow

@Chel @VyrCossont @porsupah i can drink a thimble of caffeine and then i'm basically running around yelling, jumping on walls, and literally soaring

tbh, i think i have some weird caffeine hypersensitivity

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Chel

@Scarly @VyrCossont @porsupah I wouldn't mind being put to sleep by caffeine :blobthinking:

and yeah, anything with any amount of caffeine is basically rocket fuel for scarly. 😆

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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly i think i have somehow *acquired* caffeine hypersensitivity over the last year because i used to go thru 4 espressos or two Monsters a day before that
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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly i should probably re-check for known drug interactions 😅
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Chel

@VyrCossont @Scarly @porsupah that's... not actually a bad idea, tbh

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Vyr Cossont
@Chel @porsupah @scarly "CAFFEINE: SYNERGISTIC INTERACTIONS: pretty women or nb fems may increase heart rate rapidly"

RIP
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Chel
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@VyrCossont @Scarly @porsupah dammit caffeine, stop being so misogynistic

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