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if I ever own a house I want my back yard to double as a crow sanctuary. 
@zac very true, though on a slightly smaller scale 
@Chel Maybe decorate it with torn pages containing excerpts from dark poetry, and creepy birdbaths adorned with statues carrying swords, vials, and/or impaled in various unsettling ways. Also free food.
@decis this
this is BRILLIANCE
@Chel if you think about it, the house will also be a crow sanctuary