Hi it has been a long time
So I'm here because one of my new coworkers found me
On **mastodon**
No one is safe
@haybuck ;piokgaujhnsz ld;prfxgszdjxrftiykhuogxtrfdsgpzhco
oh god that sounds MORTIFYING.
like, no matter how awesome he may be - MORTIFYING 😅
@Chel I FUCKING KNOW
@haybuck i am so sorry ;_;
@Chel YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR ASSUMING I WAS SAFE HERE
@haybuck it definitely kinda sorta focuses the mind a bit 
@Chel It is especially since the dude's a senior citizen. He's one of the cool old dudes with like a blue beard and retro game consoles in his office, but still
He found me on *yiff.life*
HE KNOWS