asking "would you fuck an alien" is like asking "would you fuck a mammal", like there's a very very small subset which i would fuck, what if the alien turns out to be the thing, or what if the mammal turns out to be a rabid ferret
actually hold that thought
the thing only attacks when it feels threatened
so if you got the thing to shapeshift into something hot, and then didn't antagonise it...
😳
would you, could you, a room-sized beast?
would you look past its thousand teeth?
would you, could you, a tentacle'd blob?
would you swallow an acid blob?
would you, could you, a gaseous cloud?
would you breathe its ionising shroud?
would you, could you, a slime-smeared mouth?
would you ignore your well-placed doubts?
i would not fuck an alien,
your better judgement is failing!
@lynnesbian shit like this is why i'll never be able to stay away from the fediverse tbh 😀
