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@Scarly or more specifically, didn't have her voicemail setup

CRISIS AVERTED :blobthumbsup:

Chel boosted

oh crap

a friend gave me their new phone number

i left a ridiculous and somewhat flirty voicemail

that actually wasn't the right phone number

im dead inside due to social anxiety

@Scarly PLOT TWIST: it was the right number, she just apparently doesn't pay attention to voicemails :blobrofl:

@BestGirlGrace it’s the sort of magical thing that I never, ever experienced on the birdsite ^^;

lewd-ish shitpost 

@soft honestly imo it’s one of the best times for jokes and a bit of silliness, lol.

Since, like, a bit of laughter and good humor is kind of pleasurable in its own right?

Ah, 10:30. When the dinosaurs in the apartment above me wake up and start stomping around. All. Night. Long.

I hope to someday have an apartment that I can actually get a full night’s sleep in. :blobfrown:

@Itsbradford@mastodon.cloud you’ll have to excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit at that.

@momjeans@americassweethe.art not gonna lie, that's generally my state of being when browsing the federated timeline

though it's normally a good, amused, sort of confusion

@momjeans@americassweethe.art terrors beyond mortal understanding :blobfearful:

@Ragny I feel like this calls out for a caption of some sort. Sadly, I'm clever enough for such things. :blobnomouth:

Chel boosted

i've been informed that i should tell cute ladies that they're cute if i think they're cute

hello ladies, you're all cute 💖

@Roxxie_Riot Yes! The Best Coast will not be denied! Bloody North Easterners, what do they even know about time? :blobhyperthink:

@Roxxie_Riot I've been trying to tell people this for years, but they never wanted to listen to me :blobcry:

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